08 Jul 2021

Why did the tiger loo...

category: riddles

Why did the tiger loose at poker?

  • Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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08 Jul 2021

Why couldn't the pira...

category: riddles

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

  • Because the captain was sitting on the deck!
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05 Jul 2021

Teacher: - What a...

category: little johnny

Teacher:

  • What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is green and the other is red.

Johnny:

  • Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same.
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05 Jul 2021

Little johnny ask his...

category: little johnny

Little johnny ask his mom:

  • why are You painting yourself?

Mom:

  • to look beautiful

little johnny:

  • when it will start working?
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05 Jul 2021

Cop: - Do you hav...

category: police jokes

Cop:

  • Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Driver:

  • Isn’t it your job to tell me?
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05 Jul 2021

- Why a blonde bought...

category: blonde jokes
  • Why a blonde bought a brown cow?

  • to have a chocolate milk.

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05 Jul 2021

I have a fish that ca...

category: dark jokes

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only once.

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05 Jul 2021

Never break someone's...

category: dark jokes

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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05 Jul 2021

- Dad, I found our do...

category: dark jokes
  • Dad, I found our dog
  • How many times do I have to tell you to not to dig holes in the garden
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05 Jul 2021

There are 3 people in...

category: blonde jokes

There are 3 people in the elevator: Santa Claus, a smart blonde, and a man: - who will raise 100$?

  • A man will pick it up, because a smart blonde and Santa Claus do not exist.
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