05 Jul 2021

- What kind of mask w...

category: riddles
  • What kind of mask will an IT specialist wear for a masked ball?

  • 255.255.255.0

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05 Jul 2021

A rich guy is driving...

category: funny jokes

A rich guy is driving mercedes, stop near the pond and get out, watch and there is a goldfish in the pond. He takes the fish in his hands, looks at it, and throws it back into the water. The fish looks at the guy and says:

  • what about a wish?

A rich guy replies:

  • ok, say that wish.
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05 Jul 2021

Doctor: - Alcohol...

category: doctor jokes

Doctor:

  • Alcohol is a slow poison for you.

Patient:

  • It’s ok. I’m not in a hurry.
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05 Jul 2021

A politician will fin...

category: political jokes

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.

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05 Jul 2021

It was so cold today,...

category: political jokes

It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!

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05 Jul 2021

The NSA: a government...

category: political jokes

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

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05 Jul 2021

Politicians and diape...

category: political jokes

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

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05 Jul 2021

Why did the blonde pu...

category: blonde jokes

Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.

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05 Jul 2021

How many politicians ...

category: political jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

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05 Jul 2021

What’s the difference...

category: political jokes

What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?

The letter "F"

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