05 Jul 2021

I asked my North Kore...

category: political jokes

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

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author: kidjoe
04 Jul 2021

Two blondes fell down...

category: blonde jokes

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said:

  • It's dark in here isn't it?

The other replied:

  • I don't know; I can't see.
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04 Jul 2021

A blonde walks into a...

category: blonde jokes

A blonde walks into a hospital and claims that everywhere she touches hurts…

The doctor says:

  • Ma'am, you have a broken finger.
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04 Jul 2021

- Why do blondes like...

category: blonde jokes
  • Why do blondes like lightning?

  • They think someone is taking their picture.

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04 Jul 2021

- How do you make a b...

category: blonde jokes
  • How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

  • Shine a flashlight in her ears.

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04 Jul 2021

- How do you make a b...

category: blonde jokes
  • How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

  • You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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04 Jul 2021

​Blonde: - What d...

category: blonde jokes

​Blonde:

  • What does IDK stand for?

Brunette:

  • I don't know

Blonde:

  • OMG, nobody does!
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04 Jul 2021

​A blonde orders a pi...

category: blonde jokes

​A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.

The blonde replies:

  • Six please. I could never eat twelve.
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04 Jul 2021

- Why did the blonde ...

category: blonde jokes
  • Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for an hour?
  • Because there is written 'concentrate'
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04 Jul 2021

- Why did the blonde ...

category: blonde jokes
  • Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
  • Because the box said it was for: '2 to 4 years.'
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author: joker
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