04 Jul 2021

One fire truck and 20...

category: police jokes

One fire truck and 20 cops show up to a call. What happened?

Dunkin Donuts burnt down.

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author: joker
04 Jul 2021

A blonde was walking ...

category: blonde jokes

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says:

  • Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?

  • Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.

  • That's interesting. Why did you name them such names?

  • Everyone keeps asking me the same thing..., what else would you name your watch dogs?

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04 Jul 2021

- Why are policemen s...

category: police jokes
  • Why are policemen such great volleyball players?

  • They know how to serve and protect.

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04 Jul 2021

Did you hear about th...

category: police jokes

Did you hear about the criminal who stole a lamp?

He got a very light sentence.

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04 Jul 2021

Officer: - Why di...

category: police jokes

Officer:

  • Why did you park here?

Me:

  • The sign says, ‘Fine for parking.'
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04 Jul 2021

What do you call a fe...

category: riddles

What do you call a female police officer playing guitar?

  • She-riff
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04 Jul 2021

A blonde walks into t...

category: blonde jokes

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions:

  • Officer: What's 2+2?

  • Blonde: 4!

  • Officer: What's the square root of 100?

  • Blonde: ... 10!

  • Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

  • Blonde: Ummmm... I don't know.

  • Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says:

  • Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!
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author: darkhair
02 Jul 2021

- What has an eye, bu...

category: riddles
  • What has an eye, but can not see?

  • An hurricane!

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02 Jul 2021

- What word becomes s...

category: riddles
  • What word becomes shorter, when You add two letters to it?

  • short

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02 Jul 2021

- What could You catc...

category: riddles
  • What could You catch, but never throw?

  • A cold.

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