05 Jul 2021

Cop: - Do you hav...

category: police jokes

Cop:

  • Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Driver:

  • Isn’t it your job to tell me?
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04 Jul 2021

One fire truck and 20...

category: police jokes

One fire truck and 20 cops show up to a call. What happened?

Dunkin Donuts burnt down.

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author: joker
04 Jul 2021

- Why are policemen s...

category: police jokes
  • Why are policemen such great volleyball players?

  • They know how to serve and protect.

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04 Jul 2021

Did you hear about th...

category: police jokes

Did you hear about the criminal who stole a lamp?

He got a very light sentence.

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04 Jul 2021

Officer: - Why di...

category: police jokes

Officer:

  • Why did you park here?

Me:

  • The sign says, ‘Fine for parking.'
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02 Jul 2021

Cop: - Please step...

category: police jokes

Cop:

  • Please step out of the car

Me:

  • i'm too drunk, You get in
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02 Jul 2021

Me: - It's not ab...

category: police jokes

Me:

  • It's not about how many times You fall, but about how many times You get back up

Police officer:

  • That's not how field sobriety test work
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