Why did the tiger loose at poker?

• Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

• Because the captain was sitting on the deck!

• What kind of mask will an IT specialist wear for a masked ball?

• 255.255.255.0

What do you call a female police officer playing guitar?

• She-riff

• What has an eye, but can not see?

• An hurricane!

• What word becomes shorter, when You add two letters to it?

• short

• What could You catch, but never throw?

• A cold.